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Existentially Unwell | Embroidered Hoodie

455,36 kr SEK (plus tax)

Our Existentially Unwell hoodie pairs an honest statement with a minimal design - “existentially unwell” across the chest and a small squid detail at the wrist for those who notice the little things.

Made from a soft, heavyweight cotton blend, this hoodie is built for cool evenings, long walks, late-night thoughts, and generally contemplating the absurdity of existence.

The Details

  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester

  • Heavyweight 8.5 oz fabric

  • Soft, cozy cotton-blend feel

  • Regular unisex fit (runs slightly small)

  • Made to order

A little heads-up: This hoodie can run a bit snug. We recommend sizing up for a more relaxed, oversized feel. Check the size guide before ordering!

Comfortably uncomfortable with existence. 🦑

Select size

Let's Get the Right Fit!

Nobody likes a hoodie that fits weird. Especially when it's supposed to be your new favourite. Our heavyweight hoodies have a soft, cozy feel and a regular unisex fit, but they do run a little small.

We recommend ordering one size up from your usual size, especially if you like a little extra room for layering.

For the best fit, grab your favourite hoodie, lay it flat, and compare its measurements with our size chart. A little measuring now saves a whole lot of disappointment later.

A few things to keep in mind:

  • Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat.

  • Actual measurements may vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

  • Love an oversized, extra-cozy fit? Check the measurements to see if you'd prefer even more room.

  • Since every piece is made just for you, we can't accept exchanges or returns for sizing mistakes.

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Something not quite right? If your order arrives with a printing error, defect, or visible quality issue, we've got you covered. We'll make it right with a replacement or refund.

  • Changed your mind? Wrong size? Since each item is made especially for you, we aren't able to accept returns or exchanges for sizing issues or changes of heart. Be sure to double-check the size guide before ordering!

Existentially Unwell | Embroidered Hoodie Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
S
27
20
M
28
21
L
29
23
XL
30
25
2XL
31
26
3XL
32
28

Measurements are provided by suppliers. 

Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).


This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width

Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.

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